how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets
do you think dan and phil used to get drunk and chill on the balcony back in manchester talking about life until sunrise
Clear your mind here
Please don’t be mean to freshmen. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you to be an asshole to them for no reason on top of that.
Once you’re a senior, you’ll feel different about this. Trust me.
I am a senior.
And if you’re a senior you should ESPECIALLY not be harassing freshmen. you should know better.
"Luke, I need you." You Bite your lip seductively. You see how turned on he's getting. He slowly approaches you, and you mentally prepare yourself for what's about to happen. He pins you down, bringing his plump lips to your ear "Balling? Like for the basketball" he whispers. You open you eyes to see it's not luke at all, in fact, it is a large basketball with french fries taped to the top.
WTF LARGE BASKETBALL WITH FRENCH FRIES OMG
Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.
"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.
logging onto tumblr near autumn
"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever
"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"
"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"
"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."
"why did you cook you’re grandmother at the party in Poland?" "Idk im tired"